Ever made your New Year's resolutions last the entire year? Of course not. By April, those cold-induced thoughts of a fitness-driven, procrastination-free life have faded, banished by our talent for giving up. Why? Because it's just too hard to base a complete lifestyle change on an approaching holiday. To help out, we suggest you ease into things a little; here are a few suggestions for turning that giant self-help project into something manageable. Normal resolution
I will stop taking drugs.
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I will stop taking prescription drugs.
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I will stop drinking.
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I will stop drinking alone.
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I will stop smoking.
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I will stop smoking menthols.
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I will not eat the entire chocolate cake.
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I will not eat the entire chocolate cake today.
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I will start going to church.
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I will start going to Church's.
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I will spend more time with family.
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I will spend more time with "Family Ties."
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I will go on a diet.
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I will go to the Diet.
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I will stop procrastinating.
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I will stop procrastinating in the spring... or fall.
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I will start saving.
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I will start "Saving Private Ryan."
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I will stop gambling.
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I will stop gambling on sports.
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I will stop cheating on my taxes.
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I will stop doing my taxes.
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I will exercise regularly.
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I will exercise my [fill in the blank] regularly.
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I will live life with more energy and vigor.
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I will live.
Also by Elaine Richardson
ON LINE
The early bird gets the $90 DVD player on the day after Thanksgiving -- that's what the sale sheets say. Of course, it's easy to walk in, but getting out is something else entirely.
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In today's consumer-credit environment, in which so many are simply trying to dig themselves out of debt, what do you do if you have an immediate expense you can't cover?
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DOLLAR SIGNS
In the past three years, the evolving world of electronic money has exploded into our lives, and not since the advent of ATMs has such a financial shift had the ability to materially alter how we live.
(2000-11-23)
THE BIG 3-0
"Absolut Mandrin and Red Bull," the bartender says in a chipper tone, "it's great!" Apparently, it's also been the suggested drink at this end of the bar. No one is convinced.
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DRINK AND BE MERRY
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RESTAURANT REVIEW
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COUNTER CULTURE
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STORMY WEATHER II
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TV PARTY
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POLITICAL INSIDER
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LANDMARK STATUS
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A HORSE IS A HORSE
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